Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States of America has been convicted and is now a felon.
This is America folks, and idiot republicans are saying “it was a political hit job”, no, it was the justice system working.
Guilty on 34 counts.
| Charge | Allegedly Falsified Document | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| Count 1: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 2: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 3: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 4: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
| Count 5: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 6: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 7: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
| Count 8: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 9: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 10: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
| Count 11: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 12: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 13: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
| Count 14: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 15: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 16: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
| Count 17: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 18: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 19: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
| Count 20: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 21: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 22: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
| Count 23: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 24: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 25: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
| Count 26: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 27: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 28: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
| Count 29: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 30: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 31: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
| Count 32: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Invoice from Michael Cohen | Guilty |
| Count 33: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Voucher entry in ledger | Guilty |
| Count 34: Falsifying business records in the first degree | Check and stub | Guilty |
Read em and weep